Name's Henry, late to everything cuz I get lost on the path of life~ refresh history message theme

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Source: lalna)


slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective


illkim:

*crush walks by*

friend: act normal

me:

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.